Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category



Iron Man 2

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

May 7th can't get here fast enough.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Movie

Friday, December 11th, 2009

I shit you not.

Transformers 2 FAQ

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Topless Robot (linked from the High-Def Digest review) has an excellent FAQ for anyone who hasn't seen Transformers 2. This is from way back in June, but still an excellent read.

The Enemy’s Scrotum

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Joshua Zyber reviews the Transformers 2 blu-ray over at High-Def Digest: [A]n otherwise respectable actor demeaning himself in one of the worst performances of his career, as his character is teabagged by the enormous steel testicles of a giant robot from outer space. I give this review five stars.

Fight Club Blu-ray on Sale

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Amazon has the Fight Club Blu-ray available for pre-order for a mere $18.99.

Fight Club on Blu-Ray

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Finally. This is the reason to buy a Blu-Ray player.

They’re Making Another Indiana Jones Movie

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Fuck.

S. Darko

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

The direct-to-DVD sequel featuring but one of the (minor) players from the first movie -- a movie in which the titular character died -- and absent of the creative minds behind the original.  Apparently it's just as awful as it sounds.

The Syfy Channel

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

What the fuck? The main reason for the change, according to Bonnie Hammer, former head of the network and now president of NBC Universal Cable Entertainment and Universal Cable Productions, and her successor David Howe, is that the name “SCI FI” was too limiting. Well sure.  "Sci Fi" might give the impression ...

• Review: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

We've secretly replaced Kevin Smith with Judd Apatow.  Let's see if anyone notices.

Ghostbusters 3

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Harold Ramis, via Sci Fi Wire: The concept is that the old Ghostbusters would appear in the film in some mentor capacity. Not much else to say at this point. Everyone is confident a decent script can be written, and I guess we'll take it from there. I would love a third ...

The Dark Knight: The Abridged Script

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Rod Hilton delivers concentrated Batman juice.

Clone Wars Review

Friday, August 15th, 2008

The first sentence of Entertainment Weekly's Clone Wars review really says everything I need to know about the movie: George Lucas is turning into the enemy of fun.

Indy IV on DVD

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Sci-Fi Wire has it that Indiana Jones and the Inexplicable Army of CGI Monkeys will be hitting DVD and Blu-ray stands on October 14th. Separately, a new box set of all four Indiana Jones films will be released as "The Complete Adventure Collection," which will include the first three films and the special ...

Amazon Prime

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Amazon Prime.  Quite possibly the best $79 I've ever spent. As an Amazon affiliate program member, I received an email this morning suggesting that I pimp the Amazon Prime service.  I have belonged to a lot of affiliate programs over the years, and I get these all the time.  Usually they ...