Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category



Inception Plot Hole

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Good question.

Inception

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Kirk Hamilton over at Kotaku has written the best review of Inception I've read yet, and does an excellent job of explaining why I think the film fails. Spoiler alert: My problems with the story can be summed up by the spinning top. The idea is that you choose something that is ...

Attack of the Clones Review

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Over 90 minutes worth of review. And worth it.

Alice in Underland

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Rod Hilton at The Editing Room has summed up my feelings on Burton's Alice, right down to the comparison to Hook. Not as bad as what he did to Willy Wonka, but very close.

Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Link to video. Statement stressing my enjoyment of said video. Punchy closing line.

Cop Out Review

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Jersey Girl was more enjoyable.

Abridged Avatar

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Oh, did you just say “enhance” while looking at a paused video? I think I just got Movie Cliche Bingo!

They’re Rebooting Spider-Man

Monday, January 11th, 2010

And it's slated for 2012.

Netflix Losing New Releases

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

First those annoying pop-under ads, and now this? So long, Netflix.

Amazon Blu-Ray Sale

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Fight Club for $15.99? Anyone who got a Blu-Ray player for Christmas should be very excited.

Avatar’s Box Office

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

$77.2 million domestic, $241.6 million worldwide. My one-word review: watch.

Rain Man Died

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Kim Peek — the man who inspired Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man — has passed away. He was born in 1951 in Salt Lake City and doctors diagnosed him as severely mentally retarded and advised his parents to place him in an institution. Yet he learned to read and could read ...

2012

Monday, December 21st, 2009

The abridged script.

Iron Man 2

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

May 7th can't get here fast enough.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Movie

Friday, December 11th, 2009

I shit you not.