Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category



Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Link to video. Statement stressing my enjoyment of said video. Punchy closing line.

Cop Out Review

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Jersey Girl was more enjoyable.

Abridged Avatar

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Oh, did you just say “enhance” while looking at a paused video? I think I just got Movie Cliche Bingo!

They’re Rebooting Spider-Man

Monday, January 11th, 2010

And it's slated for 2012.

Netflix Losing New Releases

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

First those annoying pop-under ads, and now this? So long, Netflix.

Amazon Blu-Ray Sale

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Fight Club for $15.99? Anyone who got a Blu-Ray player for Christmas should be very excited.

Avatar’s Box Office

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

$77.2 million domestic, $241.6 million worldwide. My one-word review: watch.

Rain Man Died

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Kim Peek — the man who inspired Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man — has passed away. He was born in 1951 in Salt Lake City and doctors diagnosed him as severely mentally retarded and advised his parents to place him in an institution. Yet he learned to read and could read ...

2012

Monday, December 21st, 2009

The abridged script.

Iron Man 2

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

May 7th can't get here fast enough.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Movie

Friday, December 11th, 2009

I shit you not.

Transformers 2 FAQ

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Topless Robot (linked from the High-Def Digest review) has an excellent FAQ for anyone who hasn't seen Transformers 2. This is from way back in June, but still an excellent read.

The Enemy’s Scrotum

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Joshua Zyber reviews the Transformers 2 blu-ray over at High-Def Digest: [A]n otherwise respectable actor demeaning himself in one of the worst performances of his career, as his character is teabagged by the enormous steel testicles of a giant robot from outer space. I give this review five stars.

Fight Club Blu-ray on Sale

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Amazon has the Fight Club Blu-ray available for pre-order for a mere $18.99.

Fight Club on Blu-Ray

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Finally. This is the reason to buy a Blu-Ray player.