• Fake App Store: Fat or Pregnant?

Dave Wiskus — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:51:22 +0000

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a woman walking down the street, through the grocery store, or out of a Forever 21 and wondered, “is she pregnant or just fat?”

“Fat or Pregnant?” leverages the iPhone’s built-in camera to discretely snap a photo of your subject, then analyzes her features and body type to provide a fast, accurate assessment. Avoid the embarrassment of asking chubby girls when their babies are due, or do it on purpose to be mean! The choice is yours!

* Version 1.1 fixes a race condition where the app would crash when the subject was both fat and pregnant.

• Fake App Store: Boobclock

Dave Wiskus — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:41:05 +0000

Can’t remember when you last fondled, ogled, or otherwise enjoyed breasts?. You must be a UNIX admin. But this exciting new addition to the Fake App Store, Boobclock, provides everything you need to re-live those fond memories.

As you can see below, Boobclock provides a pleasant interface and a totally rad piercing in the right nipple. You can quickly view your breast history, including date, time, breast, and duration. As a bonus, Boobclock has a built-in RSS reader, clearly visible in the upper right corner.

According to the developer, the next version of Boobclock will utilize Location Services to locate the nearest viable boobs.

$9.99

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• Fake App Store: Fat or Pregnant?

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