Split it Up
I always get the feeling that St. Peter is baiting me with posts like this:
Now that America has been somewhat thickly settled for a few hundred years, it makes sense to divide the place up in a more natural way. A rough approximation might yield five regions: the Pacific States of America, Mountain States of America, Central States of America, Southern States of America, and Eastern States of America. A more nuanced approach might yield quite a few more [...]
Quite a few more? Sure. Let’s say fifty. Ish.