Ghost Network
Have you ever seen the show Ghost Hunters on the Sci Fi channel? It’s effectively a weekly argument against the existence of ghosts, but somehow the hosts keep pressing on, and viewers keep tuning in. Sci Fi is opening up the Ghost Network, a social network where fans of the show can swap ghost stories and “learn how to use the equipment seen on the show.”
Take Weekly Tutorials: Learn how to hunt ghosts with lessons about the usage of EMF gauges (electromagnetic field detectors), EVPs (electronic voice phenomena recorders) and other tracking gear.
None of this shit is real. Don’t waste your money. Buy food for your family instead.
View Ghost Stories: Read stories about ghostly encounters or share your own.
Spoiler alert: all of the ghost stories will be made up.
Ask a Hunter: Ask a member of The Atlantic Paranormal Society, or TAPS, a question and get answers about ghost hunting as well as advice, tips and recommendations direct from the experts.
Experts on what? Justifying a fake career by posing as an expert?
Vote! Haunted or Not?: Check out alleged photos of haunted places and vote on whether they’re haunted or not.
Not.
Get Resources: Peruse books, movies and more to help with your ghost-hunting career.
Oh hey, they sell stuff. Now it makes sense.
I would be fine with this if it were all in good fun, but Sci Fi is the channel that replaced Stargate SG-1 with professional wrestling; they can hardly be trusted in matters of ethics and good taste.