August 7, 2008

• Fake App Store: Boobclock

Can’t remember when you last fondled, ogled, or otherwise enjoyed breasts?.  You must be a UNIX admin.  But this exciting new addition to the Fake App Store, Boobclock, provides everything you need to re-live those fond memories. 

Boob Clock Icon

As you can see below, Boobclock provides a pleasant interface and a totally rad piercing in the right nipple.  You can quickly view your breast history, including date, time, breast, and duration.  As a bonus, Boobclock has a built-in RSS reader, clearly visible in the upper right corner.

Boobclock Screen Shot

According to the developer, the next version of Boobclock will utilize Location Services to locate the nearest viable boobs.

$9.99