• Fake App Store: Boobclock
Can’t remember when you last fondled, ogled, or otherwise enjoyed breasts?. You must be a UNIX admin. But this exciting new addition to the Fake App Store, Boobclock, provides everything you need to re-live those fond memories.

As you can see below, Boobclock provides a pleasant interface and a totally rad piercing in the right nipple. You can quickly view your breast history, including date, time, breast, and duration. As a bonus, Boobclock has a built-in RSS reader, clearly visible in the upper right corner.

According to the developer, the next version of Boobclock will utilize Location Services to locate the nearest viable boobs.
$9.99